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Guys, being dudes here on the Draft dudes podcast, presented by Locked On.

It's Joe Marino and Kyle Crafts from the Draft Network.

And we are your host here on this Thursday edition of the show.

The NFL season kicks off tonight. We've got the Eagles and Falcons in Philadelphia to start the 2018 NFL season.

And speaking of Philadelphia, Kyle, are you alive and with us today?

Yeah, no, these spiders have got to go.

I don't know if the listeners saw this headline, but you certainly did because I had already made a comment on it.

And then you decided you wanted to chirp in and wish me well and tell me you wish I was safe.

It's a six-eyed something or another halacious beast, a spider that probably looks like it's about the circumference of a dinner plate escaped from an insectatorium in Philadelphia, which begs the question, why do insectatoriums even exist?

There's no reason for these.

Seven thousand insects, arachnids, and lizards disappeared from the Philadelphia Insectarium.

And they're highly venomous, these six-eyed spiders.

I'm glad we're able to record this right now, Kyle,

and I wish you well in your endeavors in the coming days,

because you know they're not going to find them.

Yeah, no.

But with any luck, the lizards eat the bugs.

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