This week's episode is brought to by Frosted Mini Teeth.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day,

and now that's no longer a bunch of horse shit.

Introducing Frosted Mini Teeth,

the only cereal that's high in fiber, low in sugar, and all in Teeth.

Like Teeth?

Why would you ever lie to yourself about that?

Of course you do.

Otherwise, here, be my guest. Take them out of your face.

No? Well hey, looks like you love teeth at least enough to bear having them.

Which is plenty enough for anyone I'd say. Ain't that right folks.

Well if you like teeth, and I think we can all agree at this point that you do. Boy howdy, let me tell you, folks, you're going to want to get those teeth

of yours on or in these teeth of ours. That's right, our teeth. Because here at Frosted Mini Teeth,

we don't use anyone else's teeth. We own them.

Because you don't have to make the teeth you own.

You can have as many as you want, if you can get them.

And that's what you'll find in every bowl, box, or a mouthful of Frosted Mini Teeth.

Our teeth to you.

Tooth after tooth, a tooth at a time.

You heard about the tooth fairy, well I think I know what she's up to after all.

She's onto something big you see. She uses those teeth to make a breakfast cereal.

Got a sweet tooth, here's a tip for you Frosted mini teeth

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