Hello and welcome to the Drabblecast, episode 489.

The Drabblecast is an audio fiction magazine that brings strange stories by strange authors to strange listeners,

such as yourself. I'm your host, Norm Sherman. So hey, I mentioned last episode that I had some

upcoming news. Well, here it is. A lot of you probably know that I'm a musician and I write songs,

and those songs are often, and by often, I mean always, pretty, well, they're pretty much exactly

what you'd expect from a Norm Sherman such as myself.

With the little bitter pieces of Jesus feces, petrified and amber, two ten brave men just to tie the whizzerds while the crew tried to wrestle the beast.

There's a fetus in your kitchen.

Mongolian deathworm.

Sergeant rubbedion pockets blast

From a cavity in your ass

They took you off the ground

I've been working on some new tunes, fellow weirdos

And the great winged Mexican with the silver boomerang,

My personal deity, who, you know, I don't push on anyone else

because that's not Gustavo's way, came to me to dream and said,

Tio Norm Es la Oura anyone else because that's not Gustavo's way, came to me to dream and said, Teo Norm,

Es laura. And in my dream, with head bowed and hands trembling, I replied, great one,

Who is Laura? He shook his head then, and replied unto me,

It's time.

And then with awe and wonder, I nodded, as tears ran down my face, for at last I understood.

Laura is time.

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