Hello and welcome to the travel cast episode 481 the travel cast is an audio fiction

magazine that brings strange stories by strange authors to strange listeners such

as yourself I'm your host, Norm Sherman. Week three of the

Treblecast wiki-Wicky Weird Wild West. What's that you say, Will Smith?

Get this week's hundred word travel story out my fucking mouth.

All right, all right, dude, jeez, I was just about to.

I was just, who, who, who, wait, will, who, you doing? Wait will no don't do it don't try it's not Ouch? H. Who am I kidding?

Everybody heard that.

You just had to come up here and start slapping at stuff that looked like me,

at least to you, because it kind of is,

but also only kind of. so obviously that happened and now everybody knows because everybody heard that and the gig is up.

Thanks Will and also I'm sorry I keep meaning to get a sign or something that says, do not touch.

The problem is, touch is my love language, so I don't want to push people away either.

It's too bad you can't hear this anymore,

because right about now is when you'd hear me

getting that 100-word travel story years out my fucking mouth.

It's by Inde Mac, and it's called,

Don't Look It in the mouth.

Sounds like your cup of tea buddy.

Here goes.

That horse of yours don't look right, Maggie. Louis said, raining in his own to a halt.

Maggie dismounted, ignoring him, she picked through the short grass with a tip of her boot.

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