Hello and welcome to the travel cast.

episode 380. The travel cast is a weekly audio fiction

magazine that brings strange stories by strange authors to

strange listeners such as yourself I'm your host norm Sherman

week one of women and aliens month starting here at the Treblecast.

What an exciting time for you folks.

But Norm, it's mid-April.

Is it, is it dude I just made up to impersonate.

The Travelcast doesn't abide by or recognize your feeble attempts at classifying and understanding

space time in terms of convenient 30-ish day units? I mean, bitch, what the fuck is time?

This shit happens when it happens, my friend. You just gotta live in the moment, whenever that happens

to be for you. And for you, my friend, that moment is now.

Look at your watch. That's a machine that pretty much is good for nothing but recording.

No, not but recording.

Don't get freaked out or excited or confused or

ready to move on, weirdos.

I meant good for nothing but recording,

in the sense that time is relative.

Your watch doesn't mean shit and that's why your cell phone company bought out the thing

and everyone else is a couple years ago because nobody cares and you don't really need a thing to tell time do you?

I admit it you don't give a fuck about time you care about the things you have to do on time and

that's when you look down at your phone or across your desk or at your alarm, right?

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