Hello and welcome to the Drabblecast episode 311. The Drabble

Cast is a weekly audio fiction magazine that brings strange stories by

strange authors to strange listeners such as yourself.

I'm your host, Norm Sherman.

So some quick news from behind the scenes in the Drepelcast dressing room, where things are either sexy

or outlawed in 17 different states.

Nicky Drayden, who's faithfully served as the Drapylcast managing editor for the past

two years, is stepping out to take care of her

wriggling new offspring and to focus more on her writing.

Nicky's been awesome. A ton of the stories you heard here in the show the past couple of

years had something to do with her and I'm super grateful

that she lent her keen eye and sharp editorial talents to help lift the banner of the squid.

Nicky won't be missed though because she's sticking around. She'll still be managing

women and aliens month in March and keeping in touch as an editor at large. So don't go jumping

off any cliffs or anything. Unless that was previously on your agenda for today, and even then I urge you to reconsider.

And just who will be taking over as Drapylcast's new managing editor, you ask?

Silver tongue to Syrian leader of the Bath Party, Bishar al-Assad?

Silver-Mained country music artist Kenny Rogers.

That one hot check from 90s television show to Signing Women, one's that, you might ask?

Geez, I can barely remember that show.

It doesn't matter which one, you hear.

It doesn't matter.

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