And I was like, but I did get my feet slapped and had a Chinese theme.

And now I just want you to look at my sinuses and see what you think.

And he looked and he was like, I mean, they look perfect.

I love it, I'm doing it, but I'm doing my best.

I'm turning on my crystal heating pad with the P-E-M.

F thing that I think is in direct opposition to whatever I'm doing right now,

whatever frequencies are being used.

But I'm so, look, it has the infrared.

It's beautiful.

It's really pretty.

It's whatever purple stones, I guess.

On the goop, gift guide, or people who are fancy as fuck.

But this was a really extravagant birthday present from BFF, Michelle Williams to me.

And I think that she felt like at the time, I really needed, oh no.

You know, this past summer, I just needed like to heat up my body.

I just felt like I needed some crystal healing on my body.

But I mean, as far as what its properties are and what it purports to do and all that

stuff, I can't speak to any of that.

It's just like a heating pad.

It's like a giant heating pad.

And I feel like if you just bought three heating pads from Bed Bath and Beyond and laid

on top of them and then put some crystals around you, you the same effect would be

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