Ladies and gentlemen, before we get into the podcast today, you can catch me on the road performing stand-up comedy.

Always a good time. Sometimes not. But that's just the way to cookie crumbles. You know, some days, the shows are fantastic, you know, a lot of men, a lot of men at the shows who know who I am.

And then sometimes the shows are bad because there's a lot of old couples who have no idea who I am.

So if you come to the show, you'll be making the performance a lot better.

Let me read off these dates.

Coming up, we are in Charlotte, North Carolina, December 12th through 14th.

Then rally, North Carolina, December 15th, one night only.

Phoenix, Arizona, my first time ever in Phoenix, Arizona, January 9th through 11th.

Then we got St. Pete, Florida, comedy creative down there, great little room.

January 24th to 25th.

Then in February, we have Appleton, Wisconsin, Janesville, Wisconsin, Providence, Rhode Island, Portland, Maine.

Loads more dates up on the website.

Everything is available at columnterill.com.

Especially Appleton.

Shout out to my fucking Green Bay Packers.

My fellow Green Bay Packer fan base out there, potentially, potentially, that is the Thursday of the Super Bowl.

The Super Bowl's on the Sunday.

Potentially, I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy.

But potentially, if the Packers got into the Super Bowl on that Thursday, I could just, I'll stay.

What I'll do is I'll do, I'll do Appleton on the Thursday, go down to Janesville,

which is closer to Illinois, do Friday, Saturday, and then I'll come back up and just

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