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This one is called Dr. Petrie.

Dr. Petrie.

Okay.

What's that about?

Well, well, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm calling a doctor, but you know, we don't want to give it away.

So this is what I want you to do.

I just want you to just listen and tell me, does anything sound familiar as I talk to Dr. Petrie? Does anything sound familiar? Yes. Dr. Petrie,

please, we need your services here. Let's go, Cat, Doc. Hello? I'm trying to reach Dr. Petrie,

please. This is Dr. Petrie. Dr. Petrie. My name is Jared. Jared. And I was hoping you could help me out with a problem that I have. Okay. Hello, Jared. I would love to help you out with a problem, unfortunately, though. You're Dr. Petrie, right? I am, but this is my personal number. How did you get this number?

Somebody gave me this number so I could call you and try to get some counseling from

you because I got to, I mean, I'm really in a bad situation right now.

Okay, I can recognize that, that you're in a bad situation, but how did you get my number?

This is my personal line.

Who gave you my number?

Are you the doctor, you're the counselor to help people with situations and problems and stuff, right?

Yes, I am, Jared.

What can I do for you, Jared?

I got a problem that, it seemed like I'm just, you know, I've been married to my wife for six years.

Okay, wait, wait, Jared.

Now this, what you're about to get into, you're about to, you want to go into a counseling session.

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