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77 W.A.B.C.

New school in Manhattan, where I'm pretty sure Noam graduated from.

Isn't that right, Noam?

That's exactly correct.

Yes.

It's a four-year private university where the $60,000 plus tuition doesn't cover housing.

Students at the university's Eugene Lang College of Liberal Arts can learn how to steal.

Come on now!

Noting the sociology seminar is not about petty crime, the course catalog explains it is an

exploration of the politics, ethics, and aesthetics of theft

in a world where accumulation is sacred.

Dispossession is routine, and the line between private property and public good is drawn in blood.

It includes field trips to places where capital is hoarded and value is contested.

They take them on field trips to places like museums, banks, and even.

Ready for this, Don't catch Matetes?

Grocery stores.

So do they tell them specifically what's okay to steal and what's not okay to steal?

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