From the K-P-F-K studios in Southern California,

it's the Ralph Nader Radio Hour.

Stand up, stand up.

You've been sitting ready to jump.

Welcome to the Ralph Nader Radio Hour. My name is Steve Scrovan.

Along with the man of the hour, Ralph Nader. Hello Ralph, how you doing?

Very good after Iowa, even more intriguing is the campaign.

Yes, yes.

I have to tell you, Ralph, I'm sorry to report that David Feldman is not with us again this week.

I know he promised he'd be back, but he has been in Iowa and New Hampshire doing a project for Hulu with Robert Smygle

and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, which we've talked about.

And apparently he has not yet recovered from that experience.

I believe rumor has it, he is in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber

trying to cleanse himself of the toxins he absorbed

on the campaign trail. But I do want to clarify one thing.

There were rumors in Iowa that Chris Christie mistook him for a corn dog

and literally ate him for breakfast, but I can assure you that's not true.

He actually mistook him for a plate of Huavos Rancheros.

That's why we call Steve Scruvan a comedian.

Yes, well thank you for laughing Ralph because it can be very

lonely on the radio when you don't hear anybody actually breathing so thank you

for that. I think David is just dealing with a little post-traumatic stress and I know a lot of our loyal listeners are worried, but we will update you on Mr. Feldman's status as soon as more information becomes available.

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