Hey everybody and welcome to another exciting episode of Dr. Grant's Joke Jamboree.

This is the show where you call 818-332-3053, press option three and leave me your hilariously fantastic jokes.

Now, we've got a lot of jokes we got to get through, and I even threw in one or two extra this time,

so let's not waste any time.

Here's the first joke.

What's up, Dr. Grant.

My name is Doug and I have a joke for you.

What kind of key can't open doors?

Give up a monkey!

Thanks, Dr. Grant, I love the show.

Ha, well, thank you Doug.

Although I think if you trained a monkey because some monkeys are

trainable they probably could open a door.

But if it's locked you're right they probably couldn't okay here's the next one

Hey dr. Grand it's me nicky I've called in a lot of times before in voicemail I haven't left a joke at all

ever I haven't left a joke at all ever but I'm Mickey Hong Kong from Georgia and the

United States of America and here's my joke. There's these two guys in and a big and a big bank

with a whole bunch of dollars in it and one of the guys say look there's cabbage everywhere in a bank and then the other

guy said what are you talking about these are dollars?

Do you know what dollars are and the other guy says lettuce?

And the other guy says no!

And the guy says, well there's cabbage! And then the other guy says, well, there's cabbage.

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