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The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

Dr. Grant’s Joke Jamboree #012

The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

Saturday Morning Media

History, Stories For Kids, Learning, Comedy, Radio, Fun, Educational, Family, Science, Kids & Family

4.4974 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2010

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

NOTE: Joke line is no longer active. Please do not call.

Dr. Grant is back with some brand new jokes!

©2010 Saturday Morning Media

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody it's Dr. Grant and welcome to another exciting episode of Dr. Grant's joke

0:05.8

jamboree. Oh boy since I put out the last episode we've had a ton of jokes come in on the

0:10.9

joke line. You know that's the folks who call 818-33-22-30-53 and press option 3.

0:18.0

So let's not waste any time. Let's just get right to the first joke. Here it is.

0:23.2

Hi, this is Kevin, and I'm calling from my phone.

0:28.2

And my joke is, what do you get when you mix a dog, a vehicle, and a bird?

0:39.0

I don't know, Kevin, what do you get when you cross a dog, a vehicle, and a bird?

0:44.2

A flying car pet.

0:45.7

Ha ha!

0:47.7

Well, thanks for calling in all the way from your phone, Kevin.

0:52.4

That was a great joke. joke okay here's the next one

0:55.0

I'm in the warrant calling from my grandma's house calling from your grandma's house

1:01.4

well then I expect that this joke will be of the utmost quality and taste.

1:06.0

Go ahead.

1:07.0

Here it goes.

1:08.0

Hey, what do you eat under there? Oh no. Under where?

1:12.0

Yeah, under where? Yeah, it under where?

1:14.0

Disgusting.

1:16.0

Bye.

1:17.0

Well, um, parents, I would like to apologize in advance for the number of times you'll have to hear that joke in the

1:23.0

upcoming weeks. Thanks for calling in. Okay here's the next joke.

1:28.0

Hi Dr. Grant, this is Thomas Scenicart calling from Morrill, and he's my joke.

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