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Hey everybody, this is Dr. Grant from the Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd,

and I'm out making my own way in the world,

and Dr Floyd was very gracious enough to allow me to create my very own show on the radio

adventures of Dr Floyd network it's called Dr. Grant's joke jamboree and what you do

is you call 818.33-2. 305353 that's the regular voicemail number and you push

option three and you'll hear a little message from me and then you'll get to

leave your very own joke we've got some great jokes already so let's hear the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know.

Well, uh, thanks for that joke. I'm not 100% sure I get it.

Boy, we're off to a rough start.

Anyway, folks, let's listen to the next joke.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to see his friends.

Oh, I get it because the chicken was over there and they're good friends.

Hey, that's a good one.

All right, we're improving.

Here's the next one.

Okay, Dr. Grant.

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