Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and socks and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris.

Beard sucker. Beard sucker? You know, like, you know, I got this great beard.

Not everybody. We did a few live streams during the max fund drive.

And if I can summarize just for folks at home who weren't able to be on the streams.

If I can summarize the overall audience reaction it was Jordan Isadi.

Thank you. That's what I was going for. So you look like a million dollars with this nice new beard.

Thank you. I'm mostly enjoying it. I can't keep this fucking thing out of my mouth, man.

I'm just sucking on this 24 seven.

Oh man. So wait, are you suck it? Let me help me with this.

Yeah. Are you sucking on this because of the fundamental nature of a beard that it goes places you don't want it to go?

It's the classic soup strainer situation. Right.

Or are you sucking on this for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder reasons that you need something to fuck with.

And it's just right there right next to your mouth.

It's right there. And it really like I just it's one of those things where I start sucking.

I put the little like this, you know, the little area that this area.

There's a little area above now for folks who don't have beards.

And I know that's a few of you.

If you the bottom of your mustache kind of just is right there on your top lip.

You just go, and then there's and then there's that little the sole patch underneath.

And we should explain Jordan's beard is just a mustache and a sole patch.

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