Well, hello there friends. It's Evil Mastermind Dr Steve here, and you are about to hear a classic voicemail episode of the Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd.

Now, we recorded these episodes back in the day when our voicemail line was up and operational.

It's not anymore, so please don't call it.

It won't work, but we hope you enjoy this classic voicemail episode, Nonetheless.

Oh, that's fun to say.

Nonetheless, Nonetheless, Nonetheless,

Nonetheless, None,

None, here's the episode. All right, now be quiet.

What are we doing here?

We are here because you know that voicemail line that Dr. Floyd has, you know, 81833323053?

Yeah, I don't want him out. Will I have a sneaky... 3-23053?

Well, I have a sneaky suspicion that we are not hearing all of the voicemail messages.

I mean, come on, I'm such a popular character that I must be getting some voicemail messages that we're not

hearing and Dr Floyd isn't telling me about. So I figured that we would sneak into

Dr Floyd's secret lab and listen to the messages that he has stored on the answering machine.

All right, here's the machine, let's see, I'll push the button right here.

Hi, my name is Rob Vomer and Lake Forest, California, I love your podcast.

But this message is for Dr. Steve.

Oh, I knew it, Fidget. I knew there were messages here for me.

I have an evil idea for you. I think Dr. Steve should go back to 1869 and steal the

golden spike that was used to complete the build-out of the transcontinental railroad that joined

the Western Railroad with the Eastern Railroad and actually joined a country from the east

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