This is how to do everything.

I'm Mike.

And I'm Ian.

On today's show, we'll tell you how to handle that whale that just washed up on your beach.

And we'll tell you what you should be terrified of this week.

But first, hey Adrian, what can we help you with?

So I'm calling you because I am about to graduate with my PhD

and I am wondering how to introduce myself once I have my degree.

So I don't really want to call myself a doctor because I don't know how to solve any actual

medical problems and I also don't really want to sound pretentious

I think it sounds kind of kind of pretentious to say

Doctor down or or Dr or, you know, something like that.

Can I ask what, what's your PhD in?

Yeah, so my PhD, I study methane,

which is a really fantastically interesting molecule.

That's the level of specialization that we're at.

A man can focus just on one molecule for his career?

Not only that, on manholes mostly.

So I basically study manholes and a little bit of sewage treatment plants,

but I like to try to keep it mostly to manholes.

Okay. Wait, so if a cow burps

that's you're right there you're on it I'm on it I'm on it that's my thing you know

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