Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Dr Bob likes bubble machines, baby gymnastics, and being a dad,

and he knows how to mull wine.

Mysterious Mark gets bugged by B&H,

sees Huguen and Eudel's celery.

Wonderous Wade hires out pornographic shooting sites,

refuses to blacklight, yet dicks of vaginas everywhere.

From pseudo-psychology to colourful numbers.

Yes, it's time for Dr Bob's Real Boy Test. Now sit back and prepare to be

distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the world's favorite

podcast, Distractable.

That's right, I'm just saying it.

If you've never seen the show before there's a winner that was me last time and that's why I'm the host and the this time the competitors are Mark and Wade one of them will win and then they'll host the next episode. Yeah, one of us will win.

It's a toss up who's gonna win.

Nobody knows.

Could be either of them, Mark or other.

Anyway, yeah, everything's made up and everything's arbitrary. So you're all

caught up. That's how this works and as per us we're going to start today with

small talk.

I want to go first this morning, James, son, one-year-old,

had gymnastics.

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