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Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2020

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Myq Kaplan joins Daniel, Jason and Randy for a Friday episode of Dumb People Town! Daniel brings the story about a couple who is trying to help a local pizza restaurant but didn’t get what they were expecting.

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's just a funny, it's the way I've gone and take you down.
0:30.0	Stick around, make a sound, underdown, you stomp people down.
0:34.2	Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town.
0:39.1	Population Un.
0:43.2	Population, Kaplan.
0:44.2	Mike.
0:45.4	Ooh, Kaplan.
0:46.2	Hey, buddy, how are you?
0:47.7	How are you?
0:49.3	Living in this town with you.
0:50.3	I know.
0:51.6	Well, you live in this dumb town with us, but you're a very smart human being.
0:52.6	We have always loved you.
0:55.8	The fact that we, and I just went back and looked at a standup set of ours from 2009, which
0:57.0	is right around the time we recorded our half hour specials together at John J College.
1:02.6	We were paired with you and that made us so happy and then simultaneously scared because
1:07.2	your special was filled with so many jokes, like set up punchline, set up punchline.
1:12.2	It was so good.
1:17.1	We were downstairs getting made up, watching your set, just dying, laughing.
1:18.1	And we're like, we don't have enough punchlines.
1:21.4	Got it.
1:23.9	Got it.
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