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Dumb People Town

DPT Mini - H.Alan Scott - Breaking Kinda bad!

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2019

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

H.Alan Scott comes to town to hear about a tiki torch fight on a patio.

Transcript

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0:30.0

Hey Townies welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town population new

0:44.0

population Scott H Allen Scott oh welcome to the show thank you can I make it the third

0:50.0

I feel like I wanted to be sure HL the third I have to say before we go anywhere

0:53.8

sure you guys are from St. Louis yes correct and you are I am from St. Louis

0:57.2

Where did you look?

0:59.2

Kirkwood you guys are like loved in the comedian circles in St. Louis I don't know

1:07.3

about anyone else I will say I saw you and your family leaving the airport in St. Louis

1:13.8

once and I was doing a shoot oh and I was full of makeup and I didn't want to come up and

1:18.8

say anything because I looked ridiculous why you wearing what were you wearing it was like I was

1:24.0

coming off of a weird friends like indie film shoot things I had all this like I make up on

1:30.0

that I tried to rub off before I got on my phone you most definitely should have come up I you

1:34.3

had children and I looked like a drug addict I don't care my kids love it like my it's so fun

1:39.6

because it happens once in a while it doesn't happen all the time but people come up and they're like

1:43.8

hey how's it going and like it's kind of neat for my kids to see that like number one if you even

1:49.8

if you were wake wearing makeup and look different than a person who's like a drug addict like a drug addict

1:54.3

yeah uh if you were nice then it would be a achievable moment from I true don't ever end up like

2:00.2

that guy I think we were flying southwest yes it would have been so but I would always say to people

2:05.4

like so we were in a toy store the other day this is tiny but we were in a toy store and this guy

2:11.2

came up and he said uh hey man I love you and your brother and he was just being really nice

2:17.4

that's not the point of the story the point of the story is about a minute later he told me he was

2:21.3

homeless and then he started rambling and it got a little crazy but he was really nice and I was

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