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Dumb People Town

DPT Mini - Francesca Fiorentini - Everything's Under Control

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas.

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0:00.0

Ariel

0:30.0

Hey, Tony's welcome to a Friday episode of Dumb People Town population

0:43.6

population for your own TV. Francesca for your own TV.

0:47.1

Hello. Welcome. Thanks for having me. It's great to have you. We got a chance to work

0:52.5

with you at Sketchfest. You performed on the show that we did. I think at Cafe de

0:56.8

Nour, was that who was? And you were awesome two years ago. Two years ago. And you were

1:01.2

great. And we said, we know that. It's a long time. And let's have you on the podcast.

1:05.2

And here we are. And then I've been DMing ever since. Like these guys, please. No, I think

1:09.7

we were going back and forth and tried to get you in on another time, but you weren't

1:12.4

around. But you're here. Happy to have you. The world is still dumb, thankfully. So dumb.

1:16.9

So much. Dumber. It's getting getting getting. Dumber. Yeah. But that's just because like I

1:20.8

focus on politics, which I know we will not talk about. We don't really get political,

1:25.7

but you know what? It's like political adjacent because there's dumb everywhere in politics,

1:31.0

as we know, as people try and speak only into their constituent. It's trickled down

1:35.4

dumb. Is what I said yesterday. If the evidence is so overwhelming, why do we need witnesses?

1:40.3

And I was just like, oh, hold on. Do you not understand how any trial working? You're

1:45.2

a senator. It's dumb. It's dumb. They're dumb. Well, they're speaking to. They're trying

1:50.6

to dumb. This is what we're saying. If you want to like actually extrapolate it out

1:54.2

to the world is that they're speaking to the dumbest faction that exists out there.

1:59.3

So you're we're comedians, right? And when we stand on stage, we always try to say,

2:04.6

hey, where are we aim? We're shooting for the smart corners of this room if we can, right?

2:10.1

I mean, that's what we're trying to do. And they're always in the corner. Yeah, you're

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