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Oh, what a great day.

It doesn't matter who you root for.

It's a great day.

It does help if your team has a pick in the first round.

Or a couple, like the Jets and the Giants. Fritzie's all decked down in his Bronco gear. He's got his Bronco pajama bottoms. You look like you're 11 years of age. You got your John Elway jersey. You got your Broncos hat. You're wearing sweatbands. Why? I am wearing sweatpants. I don't know. I just decided to add to the luck. I had wristbands in the navy blue color. Throw it on. Maybe if a game breaks out later, I'm ready to go. You, um, those are like Dusty Baker's sweatbands. Like Dusty Baker's a manager and you go, why do you have sweatbands? Yeah, they're big and kind of heavy and they have no business wearing them. You look like a big kid.

I do.

Just a big kid.

At the cafeteria trying to get that second cookie from the mean woman on the other side that's...

8773-3-D-P show.

Oh, by the way, Fritzy has a sports monologue.

He's been dabbling in this.

This is your Jimmy Fallon,

Jimmy Kimmel.

Yeah, late night, mock, silly, bad sports monologue.

How long is this?

It's not very long.

There's like four or five of them.

And I can...

Do you have music to go along with this?

I think we do, actually.

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