Oh, doles, conspiracy cavern, doles, conspiracy cavern right now.

All right, and you're listening to doles, conspiracy cavern on doles, conspiracy cavern.net,

and I am here on location at the very luxurious King Falls Mall slash Parking Lot for the Benton

Dent and coming right up real quick now I have a very special guest, the one and only Miss.

I'm trying to watch Craig stock the shelf stoner.

Oh, no reason for names now.

I know you're busy Miss Fank, but I just want to get your opinions, your ideas, your

mainstream media info on what happened to the King Falls AM radio station.

I told you I don't know why the station blew up.

Now I'm looking right at you and your eyes are telling me illuminati lives little thing.

Look, if you want a fucky list or the dark and the dirt fanfic, I'm your girl, but I

don't know anything about it, I don't know why it blew up.

Fucky list.

Huh, is that that list where you put all them boys and girls and cartoons that you want

to get real freaky with on?

It's not like that, but it is a little bit.

I gotta tell you, I'm real interested in hearing that list if you're in for it, Jay Fank.

With only I had my laptop with me, it's okay, I can work on the fly.

Alright, we have a babs bunny, star fox.

Oh, okay, I gotta stop you here, those are both, those are both not real people, Janice,

come on.

Well you can't dispute their f**kingness.

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