In today's episode of On the Sofa, Jack P. Shepherd gets himself a new job, and it is shocking.

I've been getting my name shouted out outside 10 Downing Street.

And Ben, here's from one of you in this week's paper, paper, paper.

And it's a commissioning possible.

All that and more, right here on the sofa.

Here we are, I'm Carlson.

Jack.

Ben.

Busy weekend?

I was just doing manly things this week. Hello.

Yeah.

Like what?

Vest tank top?

I did more rewiring, the lights.

I am more worried than I've ever been.

Yes.

Because I have no qualifications.

And I've heard of something called an electrician. And they always say electrics is the one not to mess with, don't they? Yeah. No. That enlightening. And it's, it's, it's bizarre. I've managed, I've convinced, uh, the wife and mother-in-law that I know what I'm doing. And I'm literally making it up as I go along. So you don't. No, no, don't switch it on. I'm not even looking at YouTube videos. When you say rewiring, what are we doing? Are we putting a new plug on the wall? I'm not on plugs. So, you know, light fittings. Changing the light bulb.

No, it's not just the bulb.

It's connecting the wires in the ceiling.

What colours your earth?

Are you a knob?

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