Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast for a very special, gorgeous, delightful, stunning episode.

With somebody we love here at the Toast, somebody who's kind of like so in the news right now, like, Scandival, it's Dossy!

I know, I'm in the news right now because of Scandival.

I know. It's so weird. It's like all of the, like, the outside players that technically have nothing to do with it.

Like, I have nothing to do with it.

That's not true because you are responsible for the most pointed, the most iconic line.

You selfish, egotistical piece of shit because that's literally exactly what it was.

I feel like proud of myself. I've been knowing. I knew Scandival was what he is.

Like, I knew, but like, some people like thought he was cute and like, some people of the show,

who fans of the show like like to watch him. Like, I've been knowing forever and I feel like you have to.

Now I always got so frustrated watching the show because I'm like, God, he seems like such a hero when I watch it.

But like, no, I know.

You know. And so to be honest, ever since you left the show, I haven't really craved your presence there because the show was not good.

Like for a considerable amount of time until obviously this whole thing happened.

And I did kind of crave someone who was on the right side of history for so many years.

And that was you.

Wait, do you know how good that feels to be on the right side of history?

I feel like so often I'm not.

Same literally.

That feels amazing.

Yeah, no, I do keep saying that like, what a wasted opportunity this was.

You know, if there was one season I would have liked to have been in.

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