Down Under the Cracker Barrel Minisode

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about a Van Halen concert and a man with an iPad, a grandma who took some ashes to a Cracker Barrel, a woman who moved in with a boyfriend way too quickly, accidentally taking acid while DJing and more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:46.9	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas.
0:50.1	You said it right.
0:52.1	Thanks. I'm Kurt, that's Scotty.
0:54.1	Hey, hey.
0:56.1	Scotty.
0:56.1	Yes sir.
0:57.1	Tough day for you today.
0:59.1	You know, Eddie Van Halen died today. He's the guitarist of the band Van Halen.
1:04.1	I won't get to Grandpa on rock and roll and old glory stories, but they were the most fun band.
1:12.1	And that's why they're my favorite band.
1:16.1	And Eddie at throat cancer, his guitar is later in life.
1:20.1	We're sold with cigarette burn like markings on it because as a younger player in the 70s and 80s, he would stick his cigarette in the neck.
1:30.1	And so it would always burn down and like burn a little tar mark on his guitar.
1:34.1	So they just sold him that way.
1:36.1	So shockingly died of throat cancer.
1:39.1	Guys, don't smoke cigarettes. They're not good for you.
1:41.1	No cigarettes, guys.
1:43.1	I do have one funny story I can tell about Van Halen.
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