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Guaranteed Human.

It's a simple life down on the Chinese baby farm.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Time to slop the babies, Paul.

What the hell?

Oh, my God.

Are you talking about us?

This is crazy.

I remember I brought this story to the show a few months ago.

These Chinese baby farms in L.A.

Babies and farms and rows and watering them.

It's more a metaphor than that.

But so it starts with this judge in family court.

Amy Pelman,

she's just reviewing routine surrogacy petitions.

Because when you have a baby via surrogacy,

there are forms you fill out that you become the guardian of the child, the parent of the child legally, and the surrogacy. There are forms you fill out that you become the guardian of the child, the parent

of the child legally, and the surrogate mother, the birthing lady, gives up the essentially

the rights to the child and all. But it's a very, very routine thing in courts. But clerks

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