It's time for another night of dripping pussy and throbbing cog at Down and Dirty, brought to you by our crew at Adam and Eve.com.

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What don't you like? But now it's time to get down and dirty with this week's

tale. I'm your nasty little host, and I'm glad to see your sweet face back again this week.

If this week's anywhere near as tight as last weeks, I'll be running out of batteries before the night's

through. Let's all take a moment to collect our horny asses before this whole thing gets started.

You ready to hear the hottest, steamyest, most nut-blowing shit this side of the tracks?

I know I am.

I'm a pretty seductive 23-year-old brunette. I've never really thought about being kinky,

but all that changed when I got off with Billy. I was having a good time at a friend's party

when there was a knock on the door. I totally freaked out when I saw who it was, my very first

boyfriend from seven years earlier. Hi!

In walked Billy with a huge grin. We hung out for a little while longer, then sneaked off to his apartment to make up for lost time.

We ended up having a couple of drinks, and I pretty much knew I'd end up getting laid.

But never did I think that Billy would show me some of the kinkiest, most erotic sex that I have ever had.

After I took a quick shower, I came back to the bedroom to find my dismay that Billy was asleep.

Oh well, I thought, and struggled against him

to drift off to sleep. I was startled out of a wonderful dream, and then realized I was being

licked from my knees to my thighs. Billy waited until I was fully awake before licking my throbbing clit.

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