Doug The Mascot
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Who threw the punch? Why was it thrown? 206, 803 rock. |
| 0:03.3 | Hello, Mark. Welcome to the Minder Room. |
| 0:07.6 | Ola! |
| 0:08.0 | Ola! |
| 0:09.0 | Mac! |
| 0:10.0 | Mac! |
| 0:11.0 | Mac! Not bad. |
| 0:13.0 | It's Mark, but in Boston. |
| 0:15.0 | Anyway, so basically, years ago, just out of high school, 21-year-olds, making moonshine, dropped some apple pie moonshine off to the buddy for a bonfire, went back to go get the old lady. |
| 0:32.9 | When I got back, one of the guys was absolutely tattered off the bottle of shine, falling |
| 0:38.7 | off the tractor and falling almost in the fire. |
| 0:42.8 | Well, he decided he wanted to just be rowdy with everybody to the point where we called |
| 0:49.6 | the cops or ambulance because we thought he was puking blood at one point and he denied the ambulance help |
| 0:56.0 | like all right whatever man keep partying well one gal had enough and she was pregnant so she tried |
| 1:02.5 | leaving and he was blocking the driveway and he told her basically to screw off I'm not moving and threatened to slap her. So I went ahead and stepped in. It's all right, man, come on. We're all friends. Why don't you just step over here and get out of the way so she can go home? At that point, he decided to straight up headbutt me. What is the way? Head butts today. Good line, man. |
| 1:28.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.8 | So you headbutted me and everybody out here on the Key Peninsula that I know knows not to hit me in the head because that's a bad day for you. |
| 1:46.6 | So the next thing I know is I've got him in a chokehold choking him out on the ground, two guys trying to pull me off of him. So're like all right right don't kill him you know we don't need you go to jail so I go ahead and get up said all right |
| 1:52.4 | man we're done well he holds on to my left hand unfortunately for him I'm right-handed |
| 1:57.6 | I go let go or you're not going to like the next thing happens. |
| 2:04.2 | And he said, you know, screw you, F you, and I just went ahead and laid into him my right hand |
| 2:11.3 | and knocked out his entire front six teeth in his mouth. |
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