Doug Stanhope on Drugs, Drink & Comedy
TRIGGERnometry
Konstantin Kisin & Francis Foster
4.5 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This isn't just midweek football. |
| 0:02.2 | It's wide-eyed, shirtless jordies on a European tour. |
| 0:05.8 | It's noisy neighbours turn trebles winners doing the post-NAM. |
| 0:09.6 | It's the red devils burning with scores to settle. |
| 0:12.5 | It's the young gunners all fired up with their sights set on glory. |
| 0:16.4 | It's the chance to compete with Europe's elite. |
| 0:19.2 | This isn't just football, this is everything. |
| 0:21.5 | What brings the medal? |
| 0:23.1 | Watch the UEFA Champions League and Europa League live an exclusive on TNT Sports. |
| 0:30.5 | Everyone in the States is angry at everyone and there's sides, |
| 0:34.1 | but when you go out in the world, you don't meet those people. |
| 0:38.8 | I have to realize that my audience isn't on fucking Twitter all day. |
| 0:44.2 | The actual asses and seats, the warm bodies, have fucking lives. |
| 0:50.2 | It's the best feeling. |
| 0:52.1 | When you have a bit that you know the audience is going to laugh at |
| 0:56.6 | and then think, oh, that was wrong. |
| 0:59.8 | But it's too late because you laughed because I'm right. |
| 1:03.6 | And I write as a defense attorney. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay, I'm going to take something that would go against the grain of the audience, |
| 1:13.8 | find a fucking loophole that makes perfect sense, like a defense attorney. |
| 1:19.5 | And then you can't handle the truth. |
| 1:23.2 | I accidentally ate a bunch of gummies when I was cleaning out the fucking bar |
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