All right, welcome to, uh, is that something you might be interested in or give me some new titles.

And you are talking to an angry Doug right now, which I know some people like, because you never know what the fuck I'm going to say.

But I am, oh, you know, I was with my friend the other day. I won't mention his name because it might humiliate him.

But he was stood up on a date.

A grown man.

Made a date and then sat at a bar for like two hours and the girl just didn't show.

I honestly, I'm being serious.

That's never happened to me in my entire life.

It's humiliating.

It's embarrassing.

And it's like I can't even imagine what he was going through some fucking animal on tinder or hinge or field

or whatever the hell he was on who just didn't show up left him sitting there and then like

no response to message after message after message after message after message then you know she says

oh I was I had a hospital problem I was in the hospital all night know, and you couldn't text while you were in the

hospital. Now, whether he believed this or not, I don't fucking know. But I'm just like,

who does this happen to? But it happened to me today. Not in a date, because I don't date.

I'm a man with a fiancé who's getting married soon and has a baby and two older children and I'm going to

have a very stable life for however many years more I am on this planet. But I got stood up today

because Beefy Scotty in the office, this motherfucker, he did it yesterday too. It wasn't quite a stand-up

yesterday. Today was just an outright ghosting. I mean, I got ghosted by Beefy Scotty, and I just, you know, the Charlie Sheen Netflix doc is showing a trailer, which looks excellent, and, you know, it's going to be good, not nearly as good as Rambalon as was going to be. And, you know, now I've got 400 messages people, Rambalon's going to go now, Ramelon's going to go now.

You know what?

It's not going to go now because I don't even want it to go anymore.

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