Hey you guys, it's me Allison just sitting here in dining room studios.

I just got back from Bumber Shoot. I had the best time and you're about to hear the first live Bumber Shoot show we did with Doug Benson and Annie Letterman.

And I feel confident that you will enjoy this show. And if you don't, you can have your money back.

Seattle was so nice and overcast and cold and gray and it was perfect fall weather except for one day or one afternoon really where there were just torrential downpours but everyone in Seattle was kind enough to let us know that is not how it normally is in Seattle.

Certainly not for Bumber Shoot weekend. They definitely didn't expect that to happen. It's not what they bargained for.

So except for when I was getting just pissed on by the clouds, I mean it was like you stand up there for a second and you're just soaked. I didn't enjoy that but the rest of the weather I did enjoy but now here I am back in L.A. where it is a thousand million and 95.

Going up to 114 zillion degrees. It's so so unpleasantly hot and also it's incredibly sunny and I don't know who these people are who look outside and see a beautiful hot sunny day and think oh good I'm in a better mood because I'm not one of them.

It puts me in a bad mood. I wish I was someone who liked son because then L.A. would be the right place for me but I'm someone who does not like it. I think maybe Seattle was a better place for me but anyway here I am.

This is where I am and I'm happy to be here I'm happy to be talking to you guys. The shows were really fun although I realized after the first one there were some announcements that I meant to make from the stage and I completely forgot.

Hence you guys are just getting a real butt load of announcements right now. Thank you in advance for putting up with them.

And I'll have you know for some behind the scenes info. I shut off my air conditioner while recording this so that you wouldn't have to hear it in the background.

That's how much I love you. I'm willing to sweat. I'm willing to sweat for you and I think you know that when I sweat the main place that the sweat closes.

I'm going to place that the sweat collects is on my upper lip and it gives me a sweat stash and it's super attractive. If you hear a slurping sound it's just me slurping up the sweat off of my upper lip who wants to have sex with me.

Okay first of all I forgot to tell people if you're going to buy something on Amazon clicks with the banner on my website.

Alasandros.com doesn't cost you anything extra helps up the show. Thank you so much for your Amazon support. I also think I forgot to mention unless I did mention it in which case.

Let me know we have t-shirts. Yay we have t-shirts. They were for sale at Bumbershoot and now they are for sale online.

Two different styles. There's men's in dark gray and there's women's v-neck in light Heather blue.

And on my website Alasandros.com on the right side there's a picture of a t-shirt and it says t-shirts or maybe it says we have shirts it might say you need a shirt it might say get a shirt.

It might say hot shirt. I don't know I haven't figured out what it says yet. I mean I said t-shirts but I'm like that just feels so on the nose.

Who knows? Two noses. Now three. Anyway what I'm saying is go there click on the picture of the t-shirts on the right side of the website.

It's all very self-explanatory. Get yourself a shirt. Yay. Okay. I feel like I'm just powering through the announcements.

I want to thank Jenny from Gibson for hooking us up with two amazing Gibson guitars. Thank you so much.

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