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Welcome to the Doug bell cast.

Now here's your host the star of ring my bell, Doug bell, ring Doug bell, I'm in such a crazy mood.

I feel pretty good got a good night's rest got a few got a few nights says my day of

calling Z's I don't know my count my sleeping going ZZ you said did on stage I

would open up and I would go how come they call it go Z's I might like I'm on

stage going like that I would do it like to me I just wouldn't stop and

those applaud and and laugh and I remember I was on stage one time and I was just

up there you know messing around who's going great you know I like nice like

just to kind of get it like nice and kind of mellow just to try out some

new material and you know who's in the audience Angelina Jolie was in the

audience this is true I think this might have been back when she was with with

Bradley Pitt and I I seen her in the audience and she was in the back and the

club owner said no one's really talking to her just kind of let her enjoy

tonight but you know tell Belle to go left and I go right you tell Belle hey you got to be quiet as a

church mouse I come in going you can't give me a set of rules and regulations so I

go I walk on stage I'm up there and I'm doing like you know hey you know and this

is probably like around 2008 so I'm like I'm up there I'm a little bit I'm

unzulber unzulber and I open up and I shouldn't open up like that can I go I

walk up like I hope the fucking network burns to the ground I start

complaining about my show not being on and someone told me people didn't know who

you were but that's a bunch of bull sugar of course they did I was just going on

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