Douchecapades in Space with Roy Black

Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

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4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios involving him and Jeff Bezos. After that, they get drunk and meet up with legendary defense attorney, Roy Black, who breaks down all the legal douchecapades surrounding the Trump Organization. Top that off with a 'So There's That involving ITT Technical Institute, and this just might be the douchiest episode in regular weed history. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORS! *** MAGIC SPOON CEREAL: Get free shipping when you order the Variety Pack! Go to www.magicspoon.com/dumbgay (put the Variety Pack in your cart) and enter promo code dumbgay at checkout *** *** FEALS CBD: Get 50% off your first order and free shipping at Feals.com/dumbgay *** *** HELLO TUSHY BIDET: Get 10% off your first order. Go to HelloTushy.com/DumbGay *** *** HELLO FRESH: Get 14 free meals at HelloFresh.com/DGP14 and enter promo code DGP1 at Checkout *** ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Starburns Audio **** Pride *** LGBTQ *** Podcast *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics America's gotten kind of white
0:06.4	But we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast
0:12.9	We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack that's why it's a dumb gay podcast
0:19.4	A dumb gay political podcast
0:22.4	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit
0:25.9	Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit
0:30.4	I mean, are we gonna die?
0:34.1	I don't know
0:35.6	I-I-I-you're extreme, I am extreme
0:37.6	It's all shit, uh-oh, this shit is bananas
0:41.4	B-A-A-A-A-A-S, this shit is trumpet, husk, T-R-U-M-P-A-N-S
0:48.8	What?
0:49.8	I don't know. I don't even know
0:51.9	Hey everybody, welcome to dumb gay pandemic politics, I'm Julie
0:58.0	And I'm Brandy
0:59.0	And this is the podcast where we talk about the weakened politics like we're talking about reality TV
1:05.4	Big brother is back, mm-hmm
1:08.0	Oh, yes
1:10.6	That's real reality TV
1:13.1	That's real reality TV, it's not ever, ever at all
1:17.5	Fixed for-
1:19.6	No, I don't mean real like it's real, I mean it's like real reality TV
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