Double Zinger Tinkle Thing with Matt Ryan

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Topics: Tay went to Eagles training camp, TD’s pregnancy brain, self-driving cars, Matt watched Happy Gilmore 2, cocaine-fueled employees at The Polo Bar, And Just Like That is canceled, Matt tickled someone by accident

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0:00.0	Hey girl.
0:16.9	Welcome back to Tase of Taylor.
0:18.8	Today it's Tuesday, guys.
0:19.9	And guess what?
0:20.9	It's not just Tuesday. In case you couldn't tell, it's tipsy Tuesday. It is a true tipsy Tuesday. We just cheers in person. Matt Ryan, hey, boy, hey. Hey, girl, hey, how are you? Listen, Matt's been on for Tuesdays, but, like, not in person and not with a bottle of Jose. So, Matt, thanks for coming back. Thank you for having me back. No, no, no, really. It's my pleasure. I was in this state yesterday all weekend. I was in this state. So I feel good going back to my, this is where I was born, my homeland. I've made the journey to the Mecca of Jersey. I got to get that Jersey pride somehow into this body. I think it's a Boston thing. Do Bostonians hate New Jersey? No, Bostonians love Boston.
1:28.0	That. to get that Jersey pride somehow into this body. I think it's a Boston thing. Do Bostonians hate New Jersey? No, Bostonians love Boston. That's, yeah. Wicked piss up. Yeah, it's just so annoying. You guys, we're the worst. That's like if everybody who met from New York said, forget about it. They do. No, they don't. I'm from there, and I don't. Although I'm from New Jersey, but I've lived in New York longer than I lived in anywhere else. I mean, I'll tell you this. I, the way, you know this, you were present for it, the way I kicked and screamed about, I'm never going to live in New Jersey over my dead body. Yeah. And now I'm like, Mrs.
1:25.1	My, there's, the name Jersey is in my actual city. Jersey, like there's so many Jersey City. Oh my God. I know where you live. But yeah, no, that's really deep. It hurts. I was in Jersey this weekend. Shout out to the Donahue family. I was in Montclair, not with them. I wanted to hit up Ash a little bit. They're out east.
1:25.8	I know, but she could have been picking up some soccer stuff. Donahue family. I was in Montclair, not with them. I wanted to hit up Ash a little bit.
1:44.3	They're out east.
1:45.1	I know, but she could have been picking up some soccer stuff for the boys.
1:49.1	She, especially if she was alone, she would not let you know that she was there.
1:52.7	And neither would my ankle monitor.
1:55.9	Okay.
1:56.7	Well, so you were in New Jersey and I actually wasn't here.
2:00.4	I was in Philadelphia.
2:03.7	Ooh, congratulations.
2:05.6	From worse to worser.
2:07.6	Okay, I was in Philadelphia.
2:09.5	I went to, are you ready for it?
2:11.1	I don't want to hear it.
2:11.8	I saw it and I don't.
2:13.5	You don't fit in.
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