Double Left Field | This Past Weekend #227

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo is back from Atlanta and calls up Billy Conforto’s brother, listens to some responses to the caller with drippy mitts from last week, and gives some words of encouragement for a fella who feels like he can’t do anything right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% off your first month ZipRecruiter Try for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon CharCheezy Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Smith David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Matthew David Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	What's up, you little rabbit rodeo bears?
0:05.0	Huh?
0:06.0	What's up?
0:07.6	You know, rabies, now rabies, now that's an STD right there.
0:12.2	That's one of those unsung non-heroes, you know?
0:16.6	Rabie, everybody wants to preach on,
0:19.6	you know, these more popular STDs, syphilis and uh,
0:24.6	you know, jock itch, I guess.
0:27.6	I mean that J.I. Boy, you get a, you get a strong case
0:32.5	of that J.I. son?
0:34.9	That's, I mean, I had,
0:36.3	dude, growing up in Louisiana, you get that jock itch,
0:39.0	that's a kind of, you catch a strong strand.
0:42.4	Boy, your hands won't leave your nuts for, you know,
0:45.5	probably half of a moon cycle.
0:48.2	I mean, you, you catch that strong J.I. Boy,
0:51.3	you don't even, dude, you'll scratch your wiener right off
0:55.7	like a damn lottery ticket.
0:58.5	You catch that, I mean, this, they have some strands of,
1:01.8	of jock itch, done in Louisiana, that old,
1:05.3	that should be on the Discovery Channel, you know?
1:07.6	So you know that, and if you don't know it then, well,
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