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The Commercial Break

Double Flop Homicide

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The Bit: Mikey Jr. tries to read the line. The Show: Bryan and Hoadley are back from vacation after taking no time for vacation! Hoadley and Jeff encounter the Florida heat, Bryan has a baby and makes himself useless as usual.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe so you never miss an episode!   Text us or leave us a voicemail at +1-855-TCB-8383   LINKS: Get a FREE TCB limited edition collectible sticker   Follow us on Instagram   Subscribe and watch the show on Youtube     New episodes every Monday, Wednesday, & Friday everywhere you listen to podcasts!   For advertising contact AdvertiseCast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Have you ever had dreams that you had?

0:06.0

You could do what you want.

0:10.0

You could do so.

0:12.0

You want Tim to do you so much.

0:17.0

You could do anything.

0:19.0

In early 2020, the world shut down.

0:30.0

Stores, restaurants, schools, and whole communities shut their doors in an effort to protect human life.

0:37.0

As the world quickly changed, one man went on Facebook to get a degree in Internet epidemiology.

0:44.0

Brian, along with his lab assistant, hopefully, are curing coronavirus by commenting on fake news and reposting recipes of secret virus cures from a friend of a friend who works high up in government.

0:57.0

Join Brian and Holy as they discuss the world and like doing this forced interruption, learning, laughing, and loving in this real life commercial break.

1:10.0

On this episode of the commercial break, I couldn't be away from the microphone and my good friend, because they only for too long.

1:17.0

I missed you and the truth is, I'm going fucking insane.

1:22.0

It was wonderful. When we first got down there, we saw right away it rained a little bit and all was in a double rainbow appeared in the sky.

1:31.0

It's a double rainbow!

1:34.0

And I said, hey, doctor, I think I'm going to need a bigger thing from my head. I'm going to need a bigger covering for my head.

1:41.0

And he says, I don't think you're going to need a bigger covering for your head. I'm sure those are going to fit your feet just fine.

1:48.0

You were trying to put the booties on my head.

1:54.0

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

1:59.0

Check your microphone, check your microphone, check your microphone, check your head.

2:07.0

Check your head.

2:09.0

Since I'm producing this live, right?

2:13.0

Which is the first time that we've done this. So now I actually have the music in the background where most of the times I just drop it in.

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