Is our chief legal correspondent here on a Stigots & Company, presented by Fandall

and the Fandall Sports Network.

It is Carl Douglas with us, the great attorney.

Carl, before we get to Mark Sanchez and what's going on with that ridiculous, crazy, we had Jabba Chamberlain on today, and I wanted to tell you that. Jabba Chamberlain made his return to the show today, Carl Douglas. Good to hear. I'm glad he was able to come back. Yes, and he misses you very much. He doesn't miss Mojo. He doesn't miss Kay Fogg. He just misses Carl Douglas.

He always had good taste.

Always had good taste.

Carl, is this story, crazy story that really dominated the weekend?

It's crazy.

But is this story about Mark Sanchez a big deal out in L.A.?

It is.

He went to school out here.

He's from here. He is still a beloved figure here having had successful times as a USC Trojan star quarterback. So yes, it is one of

the lead stories on all of the stations here in Los Angeles, where I am.

Tell the audience what the hell happened, at least as far as Carl Douglas knows.

Sure.

It started on Saturday at about 1235 in the morning.

Mark Sanchez was well dressed, and he was in an alley, which was between two hotels, Stugats, and importantly, right around the corner from a bar. There was a guy in a box truck that was parked, that was parked in a loading dock right in back of one of the hotels. His job is to collect used oil from the hotel and take it out and bring in clean oil. Mark Sanchez was well dressed. I don't know if he had a tie on, but he was in street clothes. He approaches the driver

and somehow says that a manager at the hotel had directed that he not parked his truck where

this guy had always parked his truck to do his job.

The guy was a bit confused, and he tried to go over to the security desk to talk to the guard about this dispute.

The truck driver is a 69-year-old man.

Mark Sanchez is 38 years old.

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