Hello, I've already welcome back to another episode of Dakota the Unknown,

Double Alien Aduction, The Vanishing Yorkshire Minor and the policeman plucked from time.

All sounds very real, doesn't it?

All they just disappeared, all they were murdered and buried in the ground.

What they weren't is plucked from time.

Dun-d-dun-dah!

Danny writes it.

Thank you, Danny.

I'm gonna read it.

And yeah, the format of the show is, I've never read this before.

It's a cold read. We going to decode let's jump in

hovering moodily against the utterly silent landscape of the benign hills in northern England, the

spherical scout craft hypertension casts an eerie flickering glow across the peaks and valleys

of the backbone of the country.

Inside the alien craft, Captain Fizzybeard, casually rests three of his green legs on the

pulsing bank of instruments as he awaits an incoming video conference with his superior back on his home world.

All of this sounds very realistic.

When the video screen finally crackles into life Captain Fizzy Bird is momentarily taken

aback by the sight of no higher authority than Emperor Pesto himself and neither of his

faces look particularly happy.

Captain Vizier clears his main throat.

Emperor Pesto.

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