Dora and the Lost City of Gold ft. Oscar Montoya and Dariany Santana

Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Jerah, an adult, takes over the mics this week with pals Oscar Montoya and Dariany Santana, also adults, to review children's movie Dora and the Lost City of Gold. Does Jerah know any Joses? How can Dora pull off these bangs? Why is it crazy when monkeys talk, but not foxes? Tune in to find out!!!!! FOLLOW BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD]: https://twitter.com/blackmenpodcast https://www.instagram.com/blackmenpodcast BUY BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/black-men-can-t-jump-in-hollywood SUPPORT BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/BMCJ BLACK MEN CAN'T JUMP [IN HOLLYWOOD] IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/black-men-cant-jump-in-hollywood Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/black-men-cant-jump-in-hollywood/exclusive-content Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:30.3	Forever.
0:31.3	Dog! Forever! I would love to learn some Spanish wait can this be part of the code open
0:46.3	the gears back okay you want to learn you know I hate when people say it like oh my
0:51.2	god really quick can you just teach me Spanish yeah yeah
0:54.0	yeah okay so what's so what's the what's the non-offensive way to ask for help to learn
0:59.8	Spanish guys want to be on the conversation it is just like all it is is like being like oh you speak Spanish cool cool and then wait for us to offer that okay okay yeah oh y'all I was speaking Spanish before that's cool that's cool
1:10.7	Yeah, it's like imagine if I was like oh my god can you teach me how to dance hip-hop I love hip-hop you'd be seen you on the dance floor what am I talking about you know how to move okay you know what I'm saying
1:27.5	I've ever seen you down you know what I'm saying it's okay so I told you can come to
1:32.3	I'll be with the shit we're going to an Afrobeats party
1:34.6	Oh, you know what I'm saying I'm all about it.
1:37.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, can't I've seen Oscar dance. I've seen you dance Oscar. Just a little.
1:44.3	That's how you know you can dance. He does that nonchalant shit.
1:48.0	Like, oh, you know, I just, I can do a little something. I touch that, you know, you don't give me that BS.
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