Dory, I went to Sephora yesterday, oh, and I bought a new Charlotte, oh, hold on.

That was Anthony just called me.

He is trying to buy a suit pants and he's having a very hard time and I feel like I'm not,

I don't know menswear, like he was like, I have a new, you're not with him.

No, no, no, no, he's seeking advice from across the country.

Right, it's not like you can, you're sitting in a dressing room with him being like,

oh, that was good.

That was good.

He's just, I think he just needs, like, you know, he just needs a teammate.

Like, here's the thing, I have, like, for example, if I was shopping for suit pants,

my husband would not be the first person I would text, it would probably be you.

Thank you.

Let's be real.

He doesn't have a me, but I think most, I think most men don't have like a, they don't

have a Dory, they don't have a person that they text to ask opinions about suit pants.

I tried on a pair of low rise jeans, like you were doing some shopping and you had found

a pair of jeans on sale and I, you showed me, as mentioned, you're my Dory, so we talk

about these things.

And I ordered them and they fit, like, in terms of, like, I could get them on my body,

but the sensation of something riding low on my hips, at least, was atrocious.

And not even in the, like, you know, our thongs are showing in the early aughts sort of

way, but just in the feel like it felt like my pants were always just about to fall down.

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