Doppelgangland

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

This week is a tough one for Willow. First, she's getting forced to tutor an entitled douchebro by Snyder, then, she’s ordered to hack into the mayor's files by Giles, and worst of all, she’s left out of fun plans because she's so reliable and BORING! (Balthazar's wording, not ours!) Determined to do SOMETHING for herself, she teams up with Anya to practice a lil witchcraft, but of course shit doesn't go according to plan and they accidentally summon Vampire Willow from the Wishiverse who causes all sorts of confusion and chaos in Sunnydale. Rewatch, listen & laugh as we fangurl about how FUCKING incredible Alyson Hannigan is, check in to see if the Xander character rehab tour of 1999 is working, and we get a brief glimpse of Granny Deliah! And don’t forget to follow us on Instagram at @the_rewatcher for special content!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.3	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.8	This is a tough episode for Willow's tough.
0:21.1	Please don't sit with me, you traitorous bitch.
0:23.2	Yeah.
0:24.2	Do you think Mr. Trick is like super cute?
0:26.0	Oh, I think he's adorable.
0:27.0	I'd go on a date with Mr. Trick.
0:28.5	The warriors were built to kill!
0:31.3	Wizards and watchers and werewolves, so am I.
0:33.3	Sounds kinky.
0:34.3	But if you can't keep running, Wesley is not a ton of phonics.
0:38.6	She hurt Zander.
0:39.6	I was like, no, no, no, no, no.
0:41.0	Tried to kill, asterisk, asterisk.
0:43.2	If your bar for friendship is that they don't let you get murdered, go on Bumble and find
0:48.0	a new best friend.
0:49.0	You tried to frame Buffy for murder and have her send to prison.
0:52.7	Then you tried to fucking murder her friend Zander.
0:56.0	I was salting him.
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