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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Alternative Health, Comedy

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Dave talks about when he was a crappy weed delivery man. Hotwheels calls in and tells us about how he broke his neck diving into a pond when he was drunk. His last words before becoming a quadriplegic were ”Fuck Steve-O.” Hotwheels goes on to tell us about his life after the injury, including his heroin/cocaine use and his attempts at recovery. Alex calls in again and updates us on his 5 years of sobriety. Chris gives some updates about school and his personal life. Dave criticizes Chris about his poor recollection of fairy tales.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey the podcast about drug addiction and dumb shit and I'm Dave.
0:23.8	I'm Chris and we haven't done this in a long time.
0:27.6	No, and the Dopey podcast should know the great lengths we go to to bring this stupid
0:33.0	show to their precious little ears.
0:35.4	Well, you drive a million miles.
0:39.2	I mean, walk me through your day today.
0:41.5	OK, I woke up.
0:43.6	I've been taking a lot of Benadrill lately, by the way.
0:46.2	It's not good.
0:47.0	Not good.
0:47.8	I got in the habit of taking three to four Benadrill.
0:51.1	I've never taken that much.
0:52.4	In early recovery every day for years.
0:54.8	And then I'd wake up with a five hour energy every day.
0:58.1	No, I don't do any of that.
0:59.3	I take one last night, and I have nightmares.
1:03.4	Nightmares all night long.
1:04.1	Don't you get sluggish the next day?
1:05.5	I feel stupid.
1:06.4	As long as it's just one Benadrill, I don't.
1:09.1	But like, my friend tells me that if that Benadrill is a relapse, that's not a relapse.
1:14.5	That's what my friend says.
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