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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Alternative Health, Mental Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Chris tells a story about having sex in a baseball dugout. Dave tells the "phallic bong" story - about the time he was tripping and thought that all his friends were gay as they packed each other bong hits. We play a voice memo from Andrew in Canada about the time he took too much MDMA at a rave and thought everyone was gay... and that the letters LGBTQ were being flashed on the megascreen. We read an email from Brian, a long time FABULOUS gay listener, who critiques our gay lingo. Chris tells the story about the time he shot meth with a resident in a brain injury clinic... who then wanted to suck his dick.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:25.6	And my name is Dave.
0:27.2	My name is Chris.
0:28.2	I'm coming at you.
0:29.2	I'm trying to, I think there's my new thing.
0:33.2	Dave's got a lot of energy right now.
0:35.4	I have energy because I listen to the show and it's like, it's like we're sleeping on
0:40.6	the show and I don't like that.
0:42.8	You listen to a good show like Stephen A Smith on ESPN.
0:45.8	He's very animated or Howard Stern he's animated.
0:49.3	Sometimes those day have too much energy.
0:50.9	It's like, no, it's like annoying.
0:52.4	That's true.
0:53.4	Too much energy is annoying.
0:54.4	That's true.
0:55.4	So how are you?
0:56.4	I'm good.
0:57.4	I'm doing great.
0:58.4	I'm here and I'm ready for a good show.
1:00.4	Are you, are you ripping and ready to run?
1:02.0	What do you like to say?
1:03.0	Ripping and running.
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