Dopey93: LSD, Dave meets Artie Lange, Relationships in Recovery, Heroin Treatment, Dark Web, Nobody Home

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Dave smashes Chris about relationships. Chris tries stand up... and Dave smashes him. Dave tells the story about recently meeting Artie Lange. Chris retells the story about trying to hide tripping on LSD from a girlfriend, but adds the dismal ending of the story. We read an email from someone who still "loves heroin" after 20 years of use... and claims that it saved his life. Dave plays "Nobody Home." We do shout outs... sorry if we missed you!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drug addiction. Do I have to say it again?
0:24.4	Can I do something else? No, say it the way you always say it. Hello and welcome to Dopey,
0:29.2	the podcast about drug addiction dumb shit. I'm dead. And Chris, I wish I was more like Howard Stern.
0:35.6	How does he do? He goes, he goes, hey now. He introduces you show like every time? Well, they play music,
0:41.2	they play like, they play some song like, I can't even remember. I listen to Howard Stern in so
0:49.0	long that I can't remember. It's like, you've listened to it for about a year.
0:59.2	An American bad man. I hate the song. They do it. It's this Rob Zombie song they do. And then he goes,
1:05.0	hey now, come and at you. Like he makes fun of radio people. He's like, come and at you. Hey now.
1:12.8	Wait, but you don't listen to him like a year, right? But you subscribe to him for 20 years.
1:18.8	Yeah, it's been like a, it's been like less than a year that I stopped listening to.
1:22.2	When we were listening to Dopey, you used to listen to him every morning. We're in make dope.
1:25.6	When we made Dopey. Yeah, I think it was like, I stopped, I stopped subscribing like seven months ago.
1:31.9	I had to stop. They were rarely doing new shows. I find that the crew nowadays is boring.
1:40.0	Like I'm not enjoying the crew as much. Like they always have these annoying, the interviews are
1:45.6	all with the same people now. I just don't like it anymore. Yeah. But I, I've mishoured in the gang.
1:52.4	I also don't love the gang anymore. The gang annoys me now. Really? Yeah. It doesn't matter.
1:58.8	But we are in a very swanky hotel, but the room isn't really swanky. Now,
2:07.1	Dave was talking about this. Basically nothing in here. And it's definitely like
2:10.8	their new tactic for decorating an interior design. It's a minimalistic sort of flow to it.
2:17.5	Where the beds on the ground, there's no coffee table, there's no dresser, there's no,
2:22.8	there's no nothing. There's no nothing. There's a half desk attached to the wall. But it was the first
2:27.1	thing we said when we came in here. It plays a nice, it plays a nice, Chris checks in and he's like,
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