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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dopey91: Dildos, DETOX, Rehab Romances, Sleeping with Mom, Brandon Novak, Jackass, King Heroin, Detox, Kensington

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2017

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Brandon Novak calls in and lives up to the hype. Perhaps one of the most dopey guests, Brandon tells many depraved stories at the intersection of sex and drugs. One such story includes the time he came home in a black out and accidently tried to sleep with his mom. Beyond his junky tales, Brandon shares about his amazing climb out of the hole... transmitting recovery openly and honestly from a place of total humility. A must listen. After Brandon, we play a voice memo from Christina about a rehab (detox) romance that ended poorly - with her shooting meth while in a sober living, a restraining order, and jail time.

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0:00.0

We're live, we're never live, we're broadcasting, we're never broadcast, we're podcasting us.

0:27.0

Hello, and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit on Dave, I'm Chris, we are in Manhattan, we've been in Manhattan for the past two episodes, my dad just jumped in and wants to talk about Game of Thrones and he'll come in later, maybe he'll come in later in this episode.

0:46.3

He really didn't want to go, your dad's amazing, I love your dad. He says Dave just brutal. What do you mean? He's talking about his dad talking about like how to make Dopey great and Dave's like Dave's like you know how you make Dopey great? You call the people that you're supposed to call at the proper time, intimating that he needs to get the hell out of the kitchen, we have probably possibly our most renowned guest

1:16.3

in this episode. Can you say that about everybody? Well, I mean, honestly, let's compare fame for a second. Who do you think is our most famous guest today? I know who it isn't, it isn't. Okay, so we have famous people, we'll start with the lowest famous would be Joe Shrank. I think Modi is less famous than Joe Shrank. Okay, Modi, Joe Shrank, O'Connor, what's his name? No Levine. No Levine, O'Connor. What's his name? Danny Boy. I don't think Danny Boy is

1:46.3

I think Danny Boy had a number one single in the world. Yeah, so I don't think he was like number three in the crew, right? Yeah, there's a little dimer to that. Yeah, I guess. And then who else has been on Bob Forest? About twice. Who's more famous Danny Boy O'Connor or Bob Forest? That's a good question. I would say maybe... I think Bob Forest is more visible,

2:16.3

at this point. Danny Boy is pretty popular. He's still like sweet and selling out. I mean, House of Pain is more popular than Bob Forest, but Bob Forest is more popular than Danny Boy O'Connor. Right. And Dr. Drew is obvious. Dr. Drew in celebrity rehab is probably on par with House of Pain. Yeah, maybe more. You never know. House of Pain is old. Yeah, very old. And he's like Crackhead, where does he fall? He falls like right above my friend Jeremy.

2:46.1

Jeremy. Jeremy. Who else? Is there been anyone else? I think there's been other people we're forgetting. Oh, Lilo Bruncato, Jr. Lilo Bruncato, Jr. He's pretty legit. 10 years ago, he was popping. Brongstale, dude. Brongstale's like a fucking classic. We're just Leland's claw for them. Oh, my God. He didn't even cut it for dope. Don't say that. It's not. He just didn't have the dopey. It turns out he had never done drugs or alcohol.

3:14.4

So you're setting this all up for our future guests that we're calling right now. It's this guest. Not only is possibly the most famous dopey guest that we'll ever have. He's definitely a drug addict.

3:26.8

He's a bad drug addict. We were just reading his Wikipedia that he was on this. I think BAM, Margarra, whatever the fuck his name is. Margarra. Margarra's serious radio show and tried to sleep a couple of prostitutes on the show. He didn't have sex with the prostitutes on the show.

3:43.4

Brandon, if you're listening to this before you, we start talking about Dave and I are just notorious slackers, scrubs. We don't get anything done.

3:51.6

So we apologize that we got 91 episodes of a podcast done. We've, we've inspired at least so we've talked for 91 hours, and it's basically just recording our phone conversation.

4:04.1

A lot about all the hours we spend looking at our downloads or all the hours I spend relentlessly cutting it and mastering it.

4:11.4

Or driving the driving. It's just serious. Driving hours are a lot. But I just want to say, I don't even my drives. I'm like, I'm going to call all these people I need to talk to and I call my sponsor. I'm going to call the catch up.

4:22.4

People call my family. And instead I just listen to the same stupid songs.

4:26.4

You're listening to Louis Yachty and whatever that nipsy russle fucking shit. My god, you took me out. It's horrible. But no, I listen to space. It's so funny.

4:37.3

You put down Leon's car. I want you to like want one the right out there. I'm going to bust out just some Leon's car stuff.

4:45.1

Right. Now drive you home, don't I? Yeah. I still have to do that.

4:49.9

Yeah, that's my favorite part of the night. We should record an episode in the car. I'm down. It's like an outtake.

4:55.1

I'm down. I was, oh, yeah, I wanted to say something before we call bringing over that last episode. We had Dan from a release into captivity.

5:03.7

Yeah. And he was awesome. Yeah. And one thing we didn't say is what a cool like community. We've helped influence it in the world, like with

5:21.7

at least into captivity, church and other drugs that we're tripping podcasts that never came out. Not to mention the animated podcast that's coming soon.

5:32.2

The nod squad in northern California with Uncle Albert, whatever's name is Brian. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I think, you know, the dope.

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