Dopey89: Meditation, Hookers, Alcohol Blackouts, Psychedelics in a Laundromat, Vipassana, John Belushi, Scrub Life, Bill Cosby

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Chris shares about his recent meditation retreat. We play a voice memo from Woody about the time he blacked out and came to with two hookers in the back of a cab... he ended up losing his wallet and woke up in an alley. Chris shares about blacking out and waking up in a Chinese girl's room during college while her parents were walking down the hall to get her. Dave makes fun of Chris for needing everyone to like him, including the woman who made him a sausage burrito. Dave and Chris talk about the psychedelic amplification of tripping in a laundromat. We talk about Bill Cosby. Lastly, we read some messages from someone who "unsubscribed" from Dopey because we keep eating on the show.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit and I'm Dave.
0:25.7	I'm Chris and how are you? I'm good you better not eat that cracker. Oh shit. It's true.
0:32.1	Dave is hungry and we have food coming right now and he is like I need to eat some crackers before we
0:37.4	starve. I can't work on an empty stomach. I go crazy. We'll tell him what happened. It's so annoying.
0:44.4	All right well I don't know if you and the Dopey nation are aware of this but criticism really bothers me
0:50.7	and when people call me out for bad things I get hurt by it. Now I know that leaves me ripe to a
0:57.3	whole assault from you guys but recently on Twitter my domain the the way I am in charge of
1:06.1	this Twitter it's horrible. The Twitter is so bad. Do you know fucking Vice Land just retweeted
1:11.6	one of my tweets? No they didn't retweeted. I don't get Twitter. There's many of the Chinese. So let
1:16.2	me just tell you this story. First I'm going to tell you this story and then we'll tell the
1:19.7	the misophilia of a story that you want to tell. So Arty Lang breaking news is in the hospital
1:28.4	because he has a hole in his lung from coke he's not a glass you know he has probably a juggernaut.
1:36.1	So he's in the hospital and they said he's going to die if he doesn't get cleaned. So Chris is like
1:40.4	you should tweet him you should come on Dopey before you die and I figured that wasn't a nice thing
1:45.7	to say. So I said hey Arty. Well no what you said is that everybody tweets about his death already.
1:51.6	Right and he's like he even wrote and even tweeted like fuckers in the death pool. I'm not going to
1:57.1	die. Yeah whatever and I'm just like I wish him a speedy recovery and nobody cared and then I
2:04.4	wrote hey Arty when you finally get your shit together you should come on Dopey because we're
2:12.1	much better than Vice Land and I tweeted at Vice Land. Why are you looking at me?
2:17.9	No I'm listening and then and then I just didn't think of anything because think about it at all.
2:21.8	Did they retweeted that? No Vice Land replied to my tweet. It's LOL.
2:26.6	Oh really? All right so my friend was like why would you do that if you want to be on Vice Land
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