Dopey75: Drinking Hairspray, Robbing Hotels, Stealing Jewelry, Methadone, Artie Lange Relapse

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We talk about Artie Lange's recent arrest, Jed from C&OD calls in and tells us about the time he stole a bunch of drugs/money from a hotel he worked at, we play another voicemail from Tim from Philly about the time he stole a woman's wedding ring but couldn't outrun her, Dave plays his song "I don't wanna find out," and we play "Methadone" from Jon.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey. Hello. Hello. He do it. I don't want to do it. Why don't you
0:25.2	do it? It's not for me. People on the sidekick. You're not. People prefer to do it.
0:31.0	To the one Dopey fans prefer you to make. To the villain. Hello and welcome to Dopey. The
0:39.4	podcast about drug addiction and dumb shit. My name is Dave. I'm Chris. Some people call me David.
0:48.6	Is your dad call you David? No, he calls me the mother. He called you David, right? In the end.
0:53.2	Before she died. When you started doing heroin or yeah, she called me David when she was not
0:58.6	thrilled with me. Yeah. And when she was happy with me, people called me Davey. My whole life
1:04.4	from day one to to forever senior year of high school, everyone called me Davey. There were three
1:13.2	David in my class and two of us had the same last initial. Yeah. So some and I had a book called
1:20.2	by this woman named Lois Lensky called Playtime for Davey. And I loved this book. It was beautiful
1:26.4	little kids book. So everybody called me Davey and I thought it was cool until I was 12. And then I
1:32.8	was like, I don't want to be called Davey anymore. And then everyone still called me Davey.
1:37.2	I'm more. No, no. Just because like in my school, all the kids that knew me were still in the school.
1:43.1	And then all these other kids came in and they just figured they were supposed to call me Davey.
1:46.8	So like now like all of my old old friends, my best friends call me Dave, I guess my old
1:53.7	friends refer to me as Davey though. Yeah, I'm always okay. Yeah, I never liked it. When I was
1:59.4	young, I liked it. Anyway, what was the point? Where are you going? Davey, you were doing
2:04.7	everything. Where are you going? I got a blow on my sobering. Oh, sobering. Chris has a
2:11.6	breathalyzer if you didn't know that he keeps in a really nice case that hippies are good. Look at
2:15.8	the straw. Look at the tip of the straw. It's getting a little gross. It looks totally like a
2:20.2	fucking meth pipe. I've known this for over three years. It's actually, I should take a picture.
2:26.8	Do we ever take a picture of this? No. No, no, I'm not ready. I'm really not ready.
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