Dopey49: Scary Homeless Man, Buying Heroin with a Wig, LES

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Mental Health

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Dave describes his recent confrontation with Ezra, a local homeless man. Also we read an email from a listener who got pulled over by the cops with a wig on while buying dope.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:27.0	I'm Dave and I'm Chris and I don't know if you read this email that we got but somebody, what's the air that I breathe?
0:38.0	The air that it sounds like a song from the 80s.
0:41.0	Somebody wrote it, you just said that.
0:43.0	I just got a text, did you listen to the air that I breathe?
0:45.0	Oh, I don't know what that is.
0:47.0	Somebody, one of the members of the Dopey Nation wrote us an email asking me to be nice to you for a whole episode.
1:00.0	Really?
1:01.0	They said, could you have an episode?
1:03.0	I remember someone said lay off me or something like that.
1:07.0	Everybody writes that I should lay off you.
1:10.0	You just been beaten up on me the last hour before we even hit record.
1:14.0	Give me a break man.
1:16.0	Give me a break.
1:18.0	If you guys could see Chris, he's a mess for no reason.
1:22.0	I come home from work.
1:24.0	I come home from a day of work grinding it out in a restaurant all day.
1:32.0	Chris is sitting on my, he's like my fucking wife who's not working nor tending house.
1:39.0	He's like my pill addicted wife.
1:41.0	I don't want him out.
1:43.0	He doesn't, he doesn't please me.
1:45.0	He doesn't cook.
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