Dopey123: My God is better than your God, Mental Illness Happy Hour, Clinical Depression, Dinner and a Movie, Single Malt Scotch, Handle Pulls, Paul Gilmartin

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Paul Gilmartin from the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast calls in and tells us about his depression, sobriety, and his former show Dinner and a Movie. Dave and Chris argue about whose God is better. Dave talks about getting offered drugs at work. Chris tells a story about a friend whose life was saved by her khaki shorts. Dave quizzes Chris on his stupidity. And Cormac is the Billy Preston of Dopey.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit and I am Dave.
0:27.1	I am Chris and we're coming to you live with a new gear. We're still very excited. We're not live.
0:32.5	Whatever, you know, this is weeks old. You know, this one's tomorrow. This one's tomorrow.
0:38.5	This is also a very exciting podcast, but before we start talking about why it's such an exciting episode,
0:46.7	we will be doing an ad. And the ad is by our dear friends. This episode is brought to you by
0:56.1	Work at Clinic. Can you do it that hard? In Michigan in LA, Suboxone, New Sock, Medication Assisted Therapy and Evidence-Based Lessons.
1:04.8	I've been perusing their side and I find it to be very informative.
1:10.8	This episode is brought to you by Work at Clinic, now open in California and Michigan.
1:16.7	You know, I once got into a Menajachwar in Michigan. You, I never even knew you'd ever had that.
1:22.5	Neither girl were attractive. I took one of the girls' hands and I put it on the other girl and I slipped away.
1:27.6	That's your only move that all you've ever done. No, I slipped them on each other.
1:31.4	Yeah, I know both. You have your signature move is putting your hand on somebody else's hand.
1:36.2	Hand on hand. Hand on hand and then Dave tells us it's going anywhere.
1:40.2	And if she pulls, she retreats her hand and Dave pays for the bill of leaves.
1:44.2	I simply can't hand to the night. Hand on hand.
1:48.0	This is many, many years ago before you were a family man. We'll just qualify that.
1:52.0	Yeah, but that was the move. The hand on hand.
1:53.6	The hand on hand. Tells you everything.
1:54.9	Yeah, Dave had it down to a cheat. He'd use the dating apps.
1:57.7	He'd meet them at the closest possible thing to his apartment.
2:01.8	Oh, he just made this episode unlessonable.
2:05.1	He's revealed too much. That's not too much.
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